Why didn’t Charlie ever win awards for his jingles?

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I’m sure you know the series Two and a Half Men; we’ve all seen it at some point, although probably not with the same enthusiasm: some of us have enjoyed it, taking a certain distance (it’s a slightly macho and Freudian series in which the only two possibilities for a woman are to be a nerd or a castrating viper), others have deeply detested it for being “Americanised” or superficial.